felt the backburner is on my head

TWO MORE WEEKS TO EXAM ARGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGGHGHHG!!!!!
Biz Research assignment due next Friday..then ....really stress life...sheat,..
anyway...why is my life so stressful?? any question why???
*takes knife and slits wrist* bleed fool bleed

*wakes up in a daze* where am I? I murmured,
'welcome to Helven,' an angel-devil hybrid said...
'Heaven and hell have been outsourced to us, and we shall enslaven you to be our cash driver', said the hybrid while pointing his dollar sign shaped arrow and his spear..
'Wat!!????!?!??!??!?!?!?!!?' i squealed..

'A new utopia for human soul' he said...
Quickly jump into the sky...*ahhhh!!!* I shouted
*kablam!*

wakes up...welcome to Earth!!! =P

Moral of the story, dun try to commit suicide, or else you will end up in funny places.

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